The League of Extraordinary Keens Kicks Off Another Epic Season!

The wait is over, folks! The League of Extraordinary Keens is back in action, and with it, the dreams, drama, and, of course, trash talk are already beginning to brew. For 12 glorious seasons, this league has been a battleground for the bold, the daring, and the occasionally lucky. As we enter a new season, all eyes are on the 2022 champs who are ready to redeem themselves after a rocky 2023 campaign.

Let’s rewind for a second: M2 has been an absolute juggernaut in this league, consistently dropping bombs on the scoreboard and averaging the highest points total over the past 12 seasons. We dominated in 2022, securing the coveted championship and flexing the “M2 dominance” muscle. However, in a cruel twist of fate (and bad injury luck), 2023 turned into a nightmare season, and we stumbled our way to an uncharacteristic 11th place finish. Ouch.

But hey, that’s all in the past now. This season is about redemption. M2 is hungry for a comeback and determined to reclaim the throne.

Enter Breece Hall: The Key to the Comeback

With the third overall pick in this year’s draft, M2 had a big decision to make. Who would be the cornerstone of our rise back to the top? We’ve gone all in on one man: Breece Hall. Yes, you read that right. Despite some injury concerns, Hall is poised to break out, and we’re betting the farm on him to power M2’s resurgence. He’s got the talent, the upside, and the grit—exactly what M2 needs to vault back into championship contention.

It’s going to be a season full of highs and lows, clutch plays, and gut-wrenching moments. But one thing is for sure: M2 is back, and we’re ready to put the league on notice once again.

So, buckle up, Extraordinary Keens—it’s game time!